Milkshaked 

A friend zoned version of a booty call. When a female friend calls you at any hour to bring her a milkshake or other miscellaneous treat.

"Hey man, when are you going to get to the party?"
"Sorry, I got milkshaked by Emily again"
"Dude, you're so whipped, and she's not even putting out"

Milkshaked by Frederick Über ConKing June 9, 2013

milkshaked 

If you get milkshaked, it means you got tricked...basically...

Its kinda like replacing "tricked"...

Dave: Look over there, a cow!
Simon: Where? I don't see one
Dave: HA milkshaked

milkshaked by James July 8, 2004

pumpkin milkshaked 

to have received anal sex. See accidental pumpkin milkshake

Patsy totally got pumpkin milkshaked last night behind the McDonalds with the fry boy.

pumpkin milkshaked by Lauren & Val September 19, 2005

cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.

I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

cleveland milkshake by JoseDavis April 22, 2015

red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.

G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.

red milkshake by Chimera-Genesis July 10, 2020

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake 

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009