milkman

A white guy who has a pale complexion.

Our son is so white, he’s our little milkman!

by BananaLady98 June 23, 2021

milkman

Milkman is a phrase used to describe
a. A very hot guy
b. A very ugly guy, used in sarcasm

Girl 1: duude, that guy is a total fucking milkman!
girl 2: Fuck no!

by Sage.. and Piper December 12, 2003

milkman

A newspaper girl that was mistaken for a milkman by the stupidly rich marie antoinette. She lives on the third floor of marie antoinette's mansion, because it has the best view. marie antoinette is in love with the milkman and wants to marry him/her, even though that would technically make them lesbians, but it never happens anyway. The milkman, in actuality, is just a creeped out newspaper girl, but in marie antoinette's eyes, she's a handsome milkman delivering delicious, cold milk.

It was so awkward. I felt like a milkman.

It was so milkman, nothing made sense at all!!

I'm sooo going to fail this test... I'm such a milkman in this class.

by the newspaper girl-milkman July 6, 2008

milkman

when someone drinks an insane amount of milk then partakes in oral sex

girl: man i just drank an entire gallon of milk now i'm really horny

guy: man, i should go milkman that hoe

by tschlep March 18, 2009

The Milkman

His milk is delicious.

“I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

by Genevis September 23, 2021

Milkman

One who delivers the milk for great justice. Seeks to white out the scene until their is no evidence except milk.

Milkman- I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

by teh milkedman May 27, 2009

Milkman

Person bowling last in a Tenpin bowling team, as they must always deliver in the last frame to determine the fate of the match.

Jimmy really delivered in the Milkman spot last night.

by thedhg May 3, 2013