The Melatonin Fix

When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.

My girlfriend was so hyper last night that I used the Melatonin fix on her.

by thecockyhen August 16, 2018

Melatonin dream

When you take melatonin and you get really fucked up dreams and can increase the chance of lucid or wet dreams

Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”

Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”

Person 1: yes I did, I took two.

Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams

by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021

Miskatonic University

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.

I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.

by vanishingly February 25, 2021

natural melatonin

an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)

“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”

by Gorgeous Gorgeous Gyal February 11, 2022

milktonium

fancy word for crack

I hope I don't over-dose on milktonium at this party tonight.

by that_be_hcook November 19, 2009

eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019

Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth

by Watkat January 24, 2022

Melatonin Dick

Someone who has the power to put someone to sleep during sex.

Guy 1: Yah, man, I fucked her so hard she fell asleep last night!
Guy 2: Woah bro, I didn't know you had melatonin dick
Guy 1: Wow.

by jc1999 March 16, 2020