mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

mildly toasted

the act of insulting someone to the point where it is not a roast but isn't a bad insult.

Jeff: "Bro I fucked like 20 bitches this week!"
Jim: "Bitch, your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes straight from your mouth."
Jack: "Damn, Jeff got mildly toasted!"

by dicklover2169 October 10, 2016

Mildly Tolerable™️

A groundbreaking band founded in 2019, composed a series of world-changing songs that critiqued the flaws within common 21st-century archetypes within society, such as the "Chads" and "Karens" of the world, whilst simultaneously remaining loyal to Jesus Christ Our Lord and Saviour. Unfortunately, in 2021, an altercation occurred and the band lost a couple of members. Some would claim that one member's contract had expired, whilst the other insists that they were kicked out. The world may never know the truth...

you listened to the new Mildly Tolerable™️ song? man it sucks

You're what Mildly Tolerable™️ would call a Karen

by MTFan205 March 28, 2021

hey, that's mildly adequate!

A phrase used when you want to give someone props for something that isn't even "pretty good", but isn't quite bad either. It's just barely passable, and therefore "mildly adequate"

Ben: "What do you think?"

Tom thinks to self: Well, it wasn't that good, but it wasn't bad...

Tom: "Hey, that's mildly adequate!"

by YupIGuessSo May 17, 2017

Thats Fuckin mildly attractive

A phrase used in situations that dont call for it.

Person 1: "There's a girl laying in pee over there."
Person 2: "Thats Fuckin mildly attractive."

by T Reeezy November 23, 2009

That's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive

A Phrase commonly used at inappropriate moments which generally lead to a self-annexing of any relative allies/friends/acquaintances around you, which they then consider you a hostile and proceed to end you.

Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!

Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.

by Sover3ign June 21, 2010

That seems mildly inappropriate for a political discussion

My savior Ben Shapiro responding to a Tranny

Zoe: You cut that out now or you will go home in a ambulance

Ben: That seems mildly inappropriate for a political discussion

by Ass clapper Nigga November 21, 2024