Mitching

A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.

Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!

by I<3toMITCH June 28, 2010

Mitching

The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.

John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.

by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011

Mitching out

Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.

Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.

by Miss Macon July 28, 2008

Miliching

Pretending to look busy/important while working so others will leave you alone/not bother you

*boss enters

Boss: what are you doing?
User: just miliching around

by Jimmy pager June 4, 2019

Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

Minching

It is when two men perform sounding with a double ended object (putting a smooth blunt object into the urethra) but also performing docking at the same time (interlocking each others penis with the foreskins.

the end result of a bad minch can be called a blood sausage.

I've been minching so hard with Tom all night, now I have the worst blood sausage.

by alright_dynamite January 2, 2012

mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.

Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!

by ultracotton October 19, 2015