Shit in the mikveh

"To spoil an otherwise successful endeavor or to ruin an otherwise positive moment." A sort of haimish or heimish (i.e., Jewish-inflected) version of "turd in a punch bowl" or "turd in one's drink." A mikveh is a ritual bath used for purification and conversion in the Jewish tradition and, thus, shitting in one is strictly forbidden.

Me and my buddy were having a great morning shooting out on Forest Service land until a couple of noobs with zero target acquisition skills and good sense showed up and took a massive shit in the mikveh by sending a bunch of 5.56 across our baffles.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

Mikahla

A beautiful, amazing talented girl who all the boys like because she is so sexy and immature. Which turns most guys interested in Mikahla on.

Oh yeah, a real Mikahla!

by Lizo69 July 16, 2011

Mikah

Mikah is a amazing,beautiful, pretty girl she so a very good friend/girlfriend and she is the nicest girl you'd ever meet

Mikah how was your day

by Daveied September 25, 2019

Mikah

A jerk who fucks with your Doritos

Wow Mikah keeps messing with my Doritos

by Certainly Not Josh April 16, 2019

Mikrah

likes Blackpink and hates Twice. Has a good personality and is smart and kind to people. Usually gets a lot of attention. Good at football or sports. It sounds like a 'shipping' name...

hi Mikrah. :)

by Mikrah June 21, 2018

Mikah

A generally attractive and intelligent person who enjoys the basic and essential things in life. One of these essential things he most enjoys is having sex with ravishingly gorgeous women and is often accredited with having a large penis.

Did you hear that Mikah fucked over 150 super models while he was getting his PhD in Science and Mathematics?

by knowswereallgoingtodie June 25, 2008

Mikah

Mikah is a person who is fucking OG at Fortnite, claps checks and fucks girls and is fucking good lookin’ mother fucker and gets all of the girls. And has a big ass dick.

Mikah is a fuckin’ OG

by irDADDY69 March 7, 2019