milfinator

A younger man who loves to have sex with MILFS and/or MILFS find that particular man very attractive.

dude, you are the MILFINATOR!

by MAXIMVS April 22, 2003

Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.

It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.

by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Miffins

Useless Shoes or slippers

I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.

by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018

milfinated

A womanwho is a milf
A woman who looks like a milf

That Lady is milfinated
You think shes milfinated?

by Hitty_15 September 2, 2008

miffin

quality muffin or muff

high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?"
"Quality Miffin mate..."

by David P January 28, 2005

Misfingering

Verb. This is the action of trying to finger a girl, but due to your severe intoxication you can't find the hole.

Guy 1: Dude I fingered this girl last night!
Guy 2: I heard it was quite the misfingering.....

by Chasaki November 17, 2013