Midterm

Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic university professors mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go.

Oh, shit...midterms are coming soon...my ass still hasn't recovered from last semester!

by b_dubs October 17, 2005

Midterm Crisis

What happens when you realize that midterms are the next week and you haven't been to the class since the first session.

Bro #1-Dude you wanna go hit up the bars Friday?
Bro #2-No Bro, I'm totally having a midterm crisis, I haven't been to intro to African cultures since the first day, so I'm ultra fucked on the test Monday.

by James Boyer February 11, 2008

midtro

Basically the same thing as an intro or outro, but instead found in the middle of for instance a song or film. It may be seen as an intro to a supposed second half.
The word is derived from the combination of the word intro (originally Latin) and the word middle.

Guy 1: So anyway, what we're seeing here for the first time is... *abrupted*
Guy 2: Midtro of whiteness! *white confetti all over the place*
Guy 1: ... something completely and utterly awesome!

by trolle3k March 3, 2011

midterms

Midterms (M ind numbing, I rrelevant, D ismal, T est, E stablished to, R uin, M ost, S tudents)- Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic teachers mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go

Teacher - "good luck on your midterm ."
student #1 - " did you study ?"
student #2 - "no way did you ?"
student #1 - "pshh no ."

kate - " i hate midterms so much !"

by UPD2009:) January 9, 2010

midterm

midterm (n): a test in each academic subject after the end of the first out of 2 semesters that includes all the information learned since the fisrt day of the class. They can cause stress and hair loss among students. May also cause tension at home, tension between freinds, and self mutilation.

"Damn, I totally failed my Math midterm today! It was so hard! If I fail, my mom's going to kill me...unless I do it first!"
"Dude, stop complaining! I failed all mine too!"

by Charlotte Rox Red Hairrr April 8, 2006

highschool midterms / Finals

7 different tests that each are 1 1/2 hours and test you on all the $hit you learned since day one of the school year. Its only worth 7% of your final grade for each class. It is a time you have no life because you are busy cramming for the hours of testing ahead especially for Spanish. Other wise known as death.

"Ok, Students its time to have no social life and cram for 7 different tests that each last 1 1/2 hours aka midterms and or finals don't worry about failing it is only worth 7% and your finals count for 7% too. Unless you have a c, which most students do because thats average, and fail you will be fine. Ok say goodbye to a social life and say hello to hell.

"*uck highschool midterms / finals they are a living hell!"

by *ucking school January 9, 2014

midterm

M ind numbing
I rrelevant
D ismal
T est
E stablished to
R uin
M ost
S tudents

Usually given around October. A common trend with most porfessors is to give them within the same week. (Because that makes things easier for the student). Typically papers and the like will also pop up around this time.

My english midterm is the bane of my existance!

by C Nik Scat September 24, 2008