From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.
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Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
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hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.
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A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
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Get the medieval diss track mug.Refers to an upcoming violent behaviour on somebody's ass. Medieval civilisation is known for it's cruelty and violence, therefore when going medieval on someone, the results can be truly devastating.
-"I'm sorry man, I had sex with you're wife"
-"(Picks up a baseball bat) That's it! I'm going medieval on yo' ass"
-"(Picks up a baseball bat) That's it! I'm going medieval on yo' ass"
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