middies 

linos tiddies but make it middies. they are also known as the source of many STAYS lifelines decreasing. they are hazardous, one look at them and you will start to hyperventilate, your blood will start pumping and u wll wonder just how perfect can this man be.

person A: oh mai god WHAT IS THAT
person B: middies, they have been keeping me up all night

middies by minhos lover hanji December 2, 2020

middies 

Multiple mid-strength beers; word used in Australia

Grant got pissed with middies whilst boating

middies by Mike Hotel April 10, 2022

Middies 

mid-level biddies; women of average to subpar looks.

get to know the middies before you, get to know the biddies

Middies by safjuan August 27, 2022

Middies 

Man tiddies, commonly used on gym rats with huge pecs

"Woah, he's got some nice middies!"

Middies by aelindmd January 24, 2023

Mew's Middies Day

A National Holiday where we celebrate a Thai Treasure - Mew's Middies (MEW + TIDIES). First coming into the limelight
in August 2020, the start of 2021 was a dark time for the middie, with even social activists getting involved to
#FreeTheMiddie.
Finally around October 2021 our calls for more middies start to work with the imfamous "back on track' instagram posts,
leading up to the heart attack inducing 'check, check, check' post.

Bestie wake up, it's the 24th August and Mew's posted his middies to celebrate Mew's Middies Day

Mew's Middies Day by Unicorn Moni August 24, 2022

Chilly middis 

when his balls get cold outside during blowjob

only a problem in middle school or high school with small balls

he wanted to nutt in her mouth so he didn't want to say anything but he had to complain when Chilly middis got really bad: suck my balls, too, or take a seat on my dick your pussy lips will warm them
girl: oh whoa, I never noticed your small balls until now. they make your dick look thicker than it is. I'll take a seat on that when you fill out to at least five inches thick, you know average girth
girl: this explains why you don't nutt much

Chilly middis by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Middleschool Relationship 

You wanna hear a joke?

Middleschool relationships.

Middleschool Relationship by Mikejoebob June 4, 2016