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micrognomoperianaltrichotillomania

See generaly Arse Hair Demon, Klingon Arse-Pinch:

1. A medical affliction involving an infestation of microscopic gnomes with the tendency to pull one's arse-hair at will;

2. A person who is constantly nervous and jumpy is said to suffer from this malady.

N.B. A sufferer of this condition would be micro...trichotillomanic, and the chronic syndrome is micro...trichotillitis.

A longer, alternate form of this word is actually one of the lengthiest words in the English language. Sadly, it cannot be published in the UD because its length is over 40 characters, but here it is, broken-down:
From the Latin: gnomo (having to to with gnomes), ultra-microscopic (very small), perianal (surrounding the anal area), trichotillitis (condition involving hair-pulling)

Alternate form- gnomo...trichotillomania, which refers to particularly bad cases, where the gnomes are under a psychological compulsion to pull as often as possible.

The complete, obsolete, historical form of the word would be:
gnomoultramicroscopic perianal trichotillomania (spelled without the spaces).
What's with George? He jumped when I tapped him on the shoulder. It's like he has a bad case of micrognomoperianaltrichotillomania!
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006
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microanus

A concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning anus. A magnifying glass of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.
Suzy Q: Aight, I gotta take a shit.
Bo: Same here.
Suzy Q: Of course you do.

~49 minutes later~
Suzy Q: Ayo, Bo! You doing alright there?
Bo: We've got a problem.
Suzy Q: Oh shit, do you have a... microanus. No wonder you're taking so god damn long! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKER.
Bo: ... aight
by nutmachine696 February 19, 2018
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Grand Unified Micronational

The second best micronational organization
The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational
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Micronesia

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."
consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....
by DanguMofo December 7, 2012
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Micronut

An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.
Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."

"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."
by Kevin Muscoreil June 18, 2014
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Microtonal

Music using microtones; musical intervals significantly smaller than a half step. (E.A. quarter tones or smaller)

/\ that is the most precise definition, but more generally it can refer to any tuning system other than 12 tone equal temperament, usually not including those that sound like it. (well temperaments)

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, contrary to popular belief. Arabic music uses neutral intervals. (half way in between major and minor) For example, the neutral second is approximately 3/4 tones.
Dude! Arabic music is sick, with all those quarter tones and stuff.

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, the smallest interval used is a half step; Arabic music isn't really even microtonal. Go listen to some Greek enharmonic scales or Charles Ives!
by Microman67 November 21, 2011
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jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.
I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?
by Bluespark August 2, 2007
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