by Manthedrake February 23, 2020
Get the Micro Penismug. A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.
by Engine 3 February 20, 2019
Get the Micro-penismug. One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
by Gar Grim January 12, 2019
Get the Venis The Micro Penismug. If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines
Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?
Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm
Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm
by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022
Get the Micro penis in grandma bootymug. Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
Get the MPE (Micro Penis Energy)mug. quick summary (under 3-4inches) micro penis is mostly used for people with SMALL UNDERAGED WORTHLESS PENIS! usely use in bo2 lobby’s (
bbmwsc (big black man with small cock) : sents photo
bbw school slut: why’s it so small.. micro penis ew..
bbw school slut: why’s it so small.. micro penis ew..
by RandomDumbass124 April 5, 2021
Get the micro penismug. A very very very very small penis
by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022
Get the Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penismug.