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Michaeling

1. Loving Subaru’s and rock climbing
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend

Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
by Michaelingxcreator August 18, 2019
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Michaeline

\m(i)-chaeli-ne, micha(e)-line\

A feminine variant of Michael, meaning "who is like God?"

Michaeline is a very uncommon first name for women and an even rarer surname.

This name is possessed by women of strength, dignity, beauty, and jaw-dropping curves. If you ever encounter a Michaeline, do not take her lightly.

Most people do not pronounce or spell Michaeline right the first time; Michaeline is not to be mistaken for the Michelina's brand of frozen dinners.
"Her name is Michaeline. She's so dang awesome... and curvacious."

"I think I'll name my daughter Michaeline. And my second dog. Maybe my goldfish, too."
by Neon.Purple.Eggroll February 6, 2010
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Michaeldsuarez

Michaeldsuarez was a faggot on Wikipedia who literally had no life. His drama occurred when he encountered another no-life user named Fæ in what is known as the "Fæ controversy" where he was jealous that there was someone who had achieved higher ranks and editing privileges before him holding positions known as "administrator", "bureaucrat", "arbitrator", and "mediator" and so forth on Wikipedia, slipping pass Wikipedia's policies to troll poor old Michael. Michaeldsuarez, being the no life cock sucking butthurt atheist faggot that he was, engaged in a public campaign against Fæ setting up an article about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica (which he continued to update for years, writing long walls of texts about his nemesis in sheer autistic butthurt). In the end both faggots lost their little war, Fæ had his privileges on Wikipedia removed and Michaeldsuarez was perma-IP-banned from Wikipedia after his cyber-bullying came to light.

Prior to the "Fæ controversy" Michael had also faced (and lost) to a collective troll society that he called "The AARmy" who to him, and no life atheist faggots known as "kookyinc" "ArpenetMale" "CNCRoadKill" "GreyTuber" "TheMrTanka" "TedKnows" "EH12NT" "themeangirl" who were part of Michael's gay alliance and are now banned/inactive from YouTube, consisted solely of one Christian theist who was responsible for mass DMCA's, hacked accounts and even taking YouTube offline once (see how paranoid these atheist nuts are?)
Michaeldsuarez and his butt buddies were defeated by "The AARmy" (whoever they were) and now his butt buddies' atheist videos have been taken off of YouTube due to ToS violations for their accounts.

Still butthurt at Fae, Michael spent over three years on Fae's Encyclopedia article, updating it all the way into 2014 whilst in denial that he was mentally ill as he wrote the next wall of text about his nemesis. Michael took Wikias very seriously to the point where he always wanted to get his way and stormed off in a strop to Encyclopedia when he didn't.

Michael's current whereabouts are unknown. A popular rumour states that he went into the big wide world for the first time in years at night time. During his journey down a dark alleyway, he was ambushed by three big black men who had their cocks almost bursting out of the zippers of their jeans. They proceeded to TP (triple penetrate) Michael in his asshole which not only stretched his anus to a wide circumference but completely ruptured his colon leading to internal bleeding and an inner infection. Michael was left on the ground, unable to move from the ridiculously hard anal pounding he had just received and slowly bled to death through his anus as the men released their final load in him simultaneously roaring with laughter as they did so. Some say that one of the men continued, skull fucking Michael to death.

Michaeldsuarez is a prime example of a hypocritical faggot.
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Gianna Michaels

The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.

She's just fun.
Dude the Gianna Michaels Bukkake is the sexiest video ever.

I know! She's so hot.
by Wanker91223095 December 28, 2011
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Michaels Dog

Michaels dog has been touched inappropriately by his owner Michael Cascio. The dog is forced into many things including licking jelly off of Michaels toes. Michaels dog is even forced to shower with Michael.
by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020
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Michaeling

to keep on being a fan of and supporting Michael Jackson.
Alright, guys; I gotta go. Keep Michaeling!!!
by ILuvVocab November 9, 2009
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jillian michaels

the trainer from the biggest loser and one of the toughest scariest people in the known universe.....
contestant : I WANNA QUIT!!!
Jillian michaels: NEVER!!!!!! (turns into the hulk)
by whatever 45 March 26, 2010
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