mall trout

Any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). Derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to spawn.

The mall was packed yesterday, and the mall trout didn't make things any easier.

by DownWithGravity April 3, 2010

George O'Malley

Surgeon on the hit show Greys Anatomy. Also known as 007. Greys anatomy fans know what I mean😂

I will never forgive Shonda Rhimes for killing off George O'Malley.

by Kailey Girl October 16, 2016

Mall fucked

The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.

"It was a nice little town until the corporations came in and mall fucked it".

by Tuffy Wyoming September 1, 2013

mall assault vehicle

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.

Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!

by kajoe October 20, 2006

mall bangs

A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.

"Tina had the tallest mall bangs back in high school."

by spinladen February 25, 2013

dead mall

An enclosed or non-enclosed shopping facility with a high vacancy rate. Typically redeveloped into other uses, commonly a Wal-Mart Supercenter-anchored plaza.

That dead mall was torn down in 2003 to make way for a new Wal-Mart.

by neurodistortion July 31, 2006

Mall Thug

A person who frequents the mall while wearing glasses, with cursive lettering on neck, acting all serious like someone's gonna take them out at any minute. These people tend to carry empty Victoria secret or foot locker bags but in actuality spend their money on handcuffs, masks, and whip cream at Spencer's. Many times the brim of their new hat has shiny stickers stickers on them and are angled up at about 45 degrees from the horizontal.

Person 1: hey I thing that boy is packing heat in that box!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!

by Mcdeltat April 16, 2015