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Oh Shit...Meteors

A phenomenon which typifies Murphy's law. The absolute worst possible outside circumstance which can and will negatively affect the current situation. Greater than minor inconveinienves, this is the sort of instance which all hope of success is lost.

An "Oh Shit...Meteors" event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.
1) While driving to a friend's wedding, you experience heavy traffic and are ten minutes late = minor inconveinence.

2) While driving to a friend's wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.

3) While driving to a friend's wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit...Meteors
by digital.nines February 24, 2006
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Metsochist

A fan of the New York Mets who hopes until the very end even when they know they shouldn't.
A real Metsochist won't give up hoping for a Mets playoff appearance even when it's mathematically impossible.
by lcbj January 4, 2011
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meteography

The art and science of capturing weather phenomena with a camera.
Look outside you people! There is always a storm or a weather scene somewhere in the world so great you can't afford to miss. Have a camera and give a meteography shot to everyone else who isn't lucky enough to be in your place! Send them to meteographer for publication!
by meteographer June 19, 2017
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meteora

a very famous rock in Greece which holds many monasteries and also Linkin Park's second album.
Isn't it great how the name relates to the style of music on the album? It's ingenious!!
by The Exorcist March 19, 2005
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mehson

A "Virgin Islands Slang"

1. To express surprise.

2. To indicate intrigue, or astonishment.
1. "Mehson! Wha' deh fuck you doing?"

2. "This song wicked mehson!"
by Onlinedrama February 10, 2008
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Russian Meteor

A few naked girls interlock and become a tangled mesh which is the meteor. Then a bunch of guys come in, find a hole and start pounding away.
Guy1: Dude look at thoes chicks over there!
Guy2: Yeah they're pretty hot!
Guy1: I'd love to engage in a Russian Meteor with them!
by The_Natural_Log February 18, 2013
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mestopheles369

A no life loser who supports MrBALLSACKFTL. He always has to put that childish Hahaha at the end of every sentence he makes
Do you know that troll “mestopheles369”

You mean that no life who supports mrbossftw?
by Mestopheles369 October 26, 2020
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