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metro sexual

A totally hip guy sensitive to women's feelings, dress, (not even afraid to say "what a cute little purse" to her), decor, and spirituality. This man is tuned into the very core, nerve, and verve of women, noticing every detail about them, (but never in front of his woman) and loving it. He is a meticulous, fashion-conscience, fabulous dresser, and decorator himself, who appreciates all the femininity coming from every pore of womankind. He would never think of making love to a man, and knows exactly how to please a woman affectionately, sensually, verbally, and sexually! Ah my metro sexual man I love you!
A very with it man oh so sensitive to a woman's feminity, dress, and decor (as well as his own cool dress and decor)who is not gay.
by mar mouse March 29, 2004
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metro sexual

pussified or feminized male that is now brainwashed. He has the fashinon sense and vanity of a gay man or a woman.
Women have created this type of male after years of whining that "men aren't sensitve enough and can relate to us".

Metrosexuals, likely to be gay, are seen crying with women at chick flicks, shopping at all high end fashion shops and are extremely vain. Contrary to liberal folklore, they are not open minded and sensitive, but shallow towards other men or women who are not trendy or fashionable like them.
Jake likes his hair frosted, spends 4 hours 6 days a week at the gym working on his body, irons his underwear so
Jake must be a vain metro sexual.
by Edwardo Vega July 29, 2006
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metro sexual

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's" biggest fan.. dresses in tight pants, colored shirts, and designer shoes. Checks out guys for style ideas, and girls for their asses.
"that guy has really great shoes on. Dude, check out the J-Lo ass on that chic!
by aRosyKindofLife February 6, 2004
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metro sexual

An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.
Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.
by Mighty max August 3, 2007
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metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.
by Grant January 9, 2005
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A man who is in touch with himself, not gay, but someone who knows how to dress and how to "primp" when the time is right.
by Chaz April 20, 2004
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metro sexual

a metro sexual is a straight person who likes pempering himself with facial, manicures and massages
When a guy pretends he is straight but he does things that girls due.
by josue December 8, 2003
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