methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

by Sexydimma October 30, 2014

methane dispenser

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016

Methane Cuddle

While spooning (a form of cuddling), the little spoon farts into the crotch of the big spoon, warming them both.

On cold winter nights, Methane Cuddles help me sleep.

by Stumanji February 14, 2012

Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

methalete

Some one who is criddlen so hard that they are actually at a higher level then the average tweaker. One who has reached the status of methalete has perfected the act of tweaking to a sport, a highly competitve sport.

That methalete is either cleaning or running a tri-methalon.

by JimmyPockets May 5, 2008

Methane Madness

The belief that your own farts smell good and also categorizing them according to their smell.

For example, Methane Madness is categorized into five types of farts.

Category 1-Train Smoke
Category2-Sewer Stench
Category3-Orange Blossom Special
Category 4-Acid Burn
Category 5-Soft Serve (aka wet fart)

by Helsinkismashrod November 9, 2009