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The Mentalist

American Police Procedural TV series aired on CBS, created by Bruno Heller, starring Simon Baker and Robin Tunney.
Person 1: I want to watch the best show in the world
Person 2: Hey, you should watch The Mentalist
by marchfallmraz November 24, 2013
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Metallica Virgin

A phrase coined by metallica themselves meaning someone who hasn't seen metallica play live or is seeing them for the very first time. Upon seeing them play, a person loses their metallica virginity.
Person 1: "I saw metallica for the first time yesterday, they were fucking brilliant!"

Person 2: "Congratulations, you're no longer a Metallica Virgin. Welcome to the family!"
by DolchiO March 4, 2009
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Metallica

An American heavy metal band whose "Nothing else matters" is banned along with "Stairway to Heaven" in most guitar stores.
- Can I try this guitar?
- Yeah, but if you try playing Nothing Else Matters I'm gonna smash ya. Metallica can play it well enough, we don't need your shit.
by mmasny May 20, 2010
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Ben McAllistered

The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.
Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."
by Red Lightning 77 June 27, 2009
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Metallica

A band which has been writing songs and albums since the eighties and is still writing them today. Unlike many heavy metal bands out there, such as Slipknot, they chose not to attempt to growl and scream about murder. Instead, they focused on more meaningful problems. St. Anger, for example, was an album almost entirely based around alcohol addiction.
Many fans believe that they "sold out" in the Black Album, which featured their most widely known (though not most popular) song, Enter Sandman, which was their first music video, and won best hard rock music video at the 1992 MTV music video awards.
Their most popular album is probably Master of Puppets, for the song represented in the title. Their most controversial is St. Anger, which was written shortly after James Hetfield (the lead singer) got over some really bad alcohol-related problems. Arguably the least popular member of the band is Lars Ulrich, who led Metallica's infamous lawsuit against Napster.
"Ride the Lightning" is still often referred to in popular popular culture, and is often used as a one-liner by characters in video-games and movies when killing someone with electricity.
"You know Metallica?"
"...Yes?"
"Totally sold out after the Black Album. I can't believe them."
"They changed their style, they didn't sell out."
"FUCK YOU, MASTER OF PUPPETS IS TEH BEST SONG EVER!"
"... Okay, but how does that actually reinforce your argument?"
"... FUCK YOU!"
"Okay then."
by Snowskeeper November 3, 2012
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meatballistic

A word used to describe a fat, pompous person of extreme unintelligence.
Man, that girl just cock blocked that meatballistic bastard!
by wawakyle January 5, 2008
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Ben McAllistered

To suggest everyone do something then be the only one to fail miserably at it. Named after famous English National Lacrosse Team player Ben McAllister.
Guy 1: "Yesterday James suggested we shoot half-court shots 'till we each sunk one. We waited for him for like four hours."

Guy 2: "Sounds like he got Ben McAllistered."
by James243 March 8, 2010
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