Messshhh

When a woman puts your cock in her mouth and tries to sing happy birthday to you. The humming feels great.

My ex girlfriend gave me a Messshhh and then we fucked. My new girlfriend is going to Messshhh me.

by Nic-Mesh October 4, 2007

Messmonkey

The new, improved version of the term "messdog". Means getting completely off your face and monkeying around whilst intoxicated.

Can also refer to the monkey like acts which may occur whilst heavily under the influence. This is usually done to attract members of the opposite sex, as is done in the jungle.

Im so jel of you, i wish i was getting messmonkeyed

by G-Dawggy July 19, 2011

messosexual

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.

No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

messyskins

hispanics who work in construction or something like that and get really dirty. they're probably illegal, so they can't get good enough jobs to afford to take a bath every day

"Take a bath, filthy messyskins! Ya stank!"

by Craig Depew January 2, 2009

messisexual

A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.

Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!

by bkcw September 23, 2022

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018