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Merz

A patently shoddy or cheaply conceived idea, item, or transaction that is undertaken with the intention to save time, money or effort with a net result of a loss of time, money and or quality. The historical etymology of the term traces back to Patrick Merz, a Lansing, MI area chef who characteristically engaged in behavior of this kind.
"Yeah, the contractor finished but used quikcrete instead of real granite- it was basically a Merz job"...."Sorry man, sounds like you've been Merzed".

"I pulled a Merz and finagled this senile old woman until she sold me the Dodge Dart for $750. Score"

"No sir, I will not gamble my inheritance for a change to win that cruise to Atlantic City. Who do you think I am, Patrick Merz?
by Franz Vanholder March 1, 2021
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Ty Merz

Omg have you had a Ty Merz cuddle?
by A Dancing Hippo October 1, 2019
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Why Planet Merz Has No Vyne To Blow Up In Flames.
by NewCreations September 24, 2024
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