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Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.
by En_are June 25, 2008
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Morphing

After taking certain narcotic substances, primarily marijuana, one enters a stage in which the surrounding objects seem to move from side to side.
"me and jim smoked a bifta last night, we was fucking morphing!"

"tell you what Dave, this henry is making me morph!"
by some tasty weed August 25, 2008
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merping

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.
Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights
by ibewcountry July 1, 2011
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Murphing

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.
Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!
by whatsthewordwordword October 16, 2015
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Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.
by pattersfb October 21, 2010
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morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni
I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.
by Tempestua March 30, 2005
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YouTube Morphing

When you unintentionally start quoting/ acting like your favorite YouTuber because they are all you watch ever so they're non stop in your mind 24/7.
Person 1- "Urgh I'm so short!"
Person 2- "Get legs, boi"
Person 1- "Dude, you're Youtube morphing into Jenna Marbles"
by Smoked Silver August 30, 2016
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