I was hobbling into the store from my handicapped spot and I totally merkled myself. My boxers looked like somebody fuckin massacred a chocalate easter bunny!
by cripster69 April 02, 2010
by Judged_differently February 13, 2011
to impose efficient, teutonic, christian conservative political policies through a bicameral, federal legislature.
by pimasecede May 03, 2011
A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.
by Mrs. Peterson December 04, 2013
The act of trapping someone in a circle of people who then push him/her around within the circle as violently as possible, sort of like a circle of death. Particularly brutal when the victim is drunk. Gets its name from the fact that the person in the middle of the circle often gets well and truly merked. Punching, kicking, scratching, headbutting and biting are often part and parcel of a merkle circle.
Mother: Oh my god Perry what happened to you? You've got a bloody nose and a patch of hair has been ripped off your crown!
Perry: I got merkle circled three times at school today. The third time, in the changing rooms, I was butt naked.
Performing a merkle circle on unsuspecting victims is a favourite hobby of many immature chavs.
Perry: I got merkle circled three times at school today. The third time, in the changing rooms, I was butt naked.
Performing a merkle circle on unsuspecting victims is a favourite hobby of many immature chavs.
by Kittenhead August 04, 2011
When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.
by Jing101 February 10, 2023
Any other girl is not considered an Amanda Merkle
by Realbro15 February 02, 2019