meth merken

A fury domestic pet of a meth monster. Who is only seen about the house of tweakers.

"Did you see the meth merken go behind the couch?"

by skinkboy July 23, 2007

Merkendorfer

A person who takes advantage of elves.

-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!

by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

Merpentosh

A word used when you are feeling so many emotions at once that your awkward self can't describe.

Woman: How are you feeling?

Me:... Merpentosh.

by Childwithpurpose November 28, 2018

merpent

A merpent is a turtle or tortoise lacking a shell or protective/hard outer covering.

" yo i just seen a merpent "

by Fishyfishfishfishfishy June 14, 2010

Merkenberry

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.

"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."

by A Very Concerned Citizen. January 23, 2009

Merkantilism

The act of killing many people in one short period of time, whereas to merk a vast number of enemies.

Chris just notched a 25 kill streak. It's like the triangle trade right now, he's just starting up that Merkantilism.

by MeatFlag November 7, 2009

merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003