merpent

A merpent is a turtle or tortoise lacking a shell or protective/hard outer covering.

" yo i just seen a merpent "

by Fishyfishfishfishfishy June 14, 2010

Merkent

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.

Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.

by zeroonefour October 23, 2009

super mergentroid

The pinnacle of awesomeness. Gibberish used by youth rebels in the 1993 movie, "Swing Kids."

That concert was better than awesome. It was super mergentroid!

by Tashi Station March 2, 2009

Merment

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

by Jammo March 14, 2004

Merpentosh

A word used when you are feeling so many emotions at once that your awkward self can't describe.

Woman: How are you feeling?

Me:... Merpentosh.

by Childwithpurpose November 28, 2018

marpenter

a guy who defends a broke girl from douchebag drug dealers who will give her drugs only if she'll have sex with them

girl: yo, will you front me some weed?
douchebag dealer: just slide and we can tree
girl: eww! you asshole! that's prostitution
dealer: chill out

marpenter: no you chill out, dickwad! (then beats his ass like the terminator would)

by pobrecita June 3, 2007

merentel

When someone has no idea what to put in there bio so they decided to put that as a pathetic excuse.

See that bio\
Oh ya definitely a merentel

by xX_m1n3cr4ft_Xx April 1, 2017