menstruation

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.

When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!

by Zio November 10, 2008

Menstruating

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.

- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.

by MeMeMei December 15, 2008

mensturbate

V. when a girl masturbates during her period.

masturbate + menstruate

by adderall April 11, 2004

Ass end of a menstruating skunk

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

by skunker09 December 1, 2009

menstruation compromise

What happens when your girl has aunt flow in town and you barter for head or anal.

After my girl red tide stayed for a week, I reached a menstruation compromise for some brown eye.

by jab131 May 18, 2005

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)

"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

by c-moc March 15, 2007

Pre Menstruation Torettes

The word salad that is shot out of a girls mouth during the time immediately before and during their period. Often this verbal diarrhea is offensive, violent, and nonsensical; reflecting their chaotic state of mind. The intensity and unintended nature of statements made during bouts of PM-T make the affected woman seem to have a serious mental disability.

"MOTHER FUCKER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A FOZEN TROUT! BUT FIRST I'M GOING MOOSE HUNTING WITH. . WITH. . SHIT! COCK! DAMMIT!"
"Wow, bitch you have a crazy case of PM-T"

"Dude, you really told your boss that he could go fuck himself with a panda dick?"
"ummm... yeah I had some pretty bad Pre Menstruation Torettes"

by Bachboy123 January 30, 2009