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Manstress

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.
Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016
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Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012
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mystress

A Sexy and Alluring woman, no one can resist her charm and sex is out of this world. most men wait all their lives to find a woman like her that can fulfill all their desires and hidden inhibitions. Will go out of her way to please and beautiful to all. Always a key player to your life!
She is so sexy and she always knows what i want. She must be a Mystress
by soitshallbe June 1, 2015
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Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"
by Vogoins July 25, 2008
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mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence
Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!
by cyclopsee May 17, 2010
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Dirty Mistress Club

a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.
The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.
by DMC1 February 18, 2009
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manstress

That girl's got a manstress.
That manstress aint nothing but a bitch.
by g33kZilla December 25, 2004
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