A Dirty Menorah

Instead of just lighting the candles like Hanukkah, you get down and do the dirty while lighting the candles. And then every night you light the damn candles you try a different sex position, makes you think of something fancy instead of the old routine, and every time you fuck you yell "Dirty Menorah" and when you finish you yell it again...Perfect for the boring old Jewish family that do the same shit every year. :)

Try anything you can think of possible, because you can't go wrong with a dirty menorah..;)

by Raysfan11 December 15, 2010

Alpha Menorah JavaScript

The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.

Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”

by Durgthelegend March 27, 2023

Lighting the Menorah

To light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to fuck two chicks at the same time. Basically a threesome.

-Hello?

-Hey man

-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.

-Holy Shit dude.

by Shadow Fox November 18, 2010

Menorahty

A Jewish person living in the U.S., or in any other country where Jews are a minority.

Esther: Did you know that LaQuisha is Jewish?

Saul: Yes. Like us, she is a Menorahty

by Herschel Rosenstein January 2, 2010

menorrhagia

Menorrhagia is an abnormally heavy and prolonged menstrual period. Causes may be due to abnormal blood clotting, disruption of normal hormonal regulation of periods or disorders of the endometrial lining of the womb. Depending upon the cause, it may be associated with abnormally painful periods dysmenorrhoea.

"I hate you Bob!" says Pam.
"Why Pam, you're being unusually bitchy today. Are you on your period? You've got menorrhagia don't you?" Bob asks.
"....yes."

by Soscan2062 April 24, 2006

Monorah

An underrated name for a great person. Is often joked at for being a candle but honestly, you can never hurt a Monorah.

A sweet boy that people love to be around, really nice and chill af. Don’t even try to hurt them.

“Is that Monorah?”

“Yeah, hes really nice and chill”

by Helpmysoullmao October 13, 2019

Light the Menora

Light up that joint

Hey Mordecai, light the Menora for us!

by StellaLuna Slithers July 30, 2011