Melotraumatic

When a person has a horrible experience/injury and either talks about it over and over again or blames all of his/her faults on it for months after it happened. Either way, he/she makes way too big a deal out of the traumatic experience.

Man 1: I swear, I feel bad for that girl who had a nasty concussion after that car accident, but now, every time she loses her temper, she just blames that accident for it.
Man 2: I know, she's so melotraumatic.

Friend 1: Dude, I can never date any woman again after my last girlfriend cheated on me with my brother.
Friend 2: Hey, man, I know that what she did was wrong, but you have to get over her. That was like 11 months ago.
Friend 1: You don't understand, she hurt me deeply-
Friend 2: Dude, stop being so melotraumatic.

by balladofthedarkangel May 6, 2011

melontastic

Something or someone that is just such a melon so they are fantastic. Melontastic.

Yo you see how that melon plays the sax? SOOOO melontastic.

by themelontasticmelon March 12, 2019

melontarienal

To edge on a Fellow neighbor in a sofictiacted manner while sticking his finger in his tip and smacking him with a white long fingered glove. While braiding his butt hair.

Hey Kyle, your new neighbor just moved in. We should go do some melontarienal.

by Saint Goon Turtle May 3, 2024