melanoma

fancy talk for sexified.

Chris: But dad, I heard that if you use tanning beds, you could get something called "melanoma".
Peter: Aw, that's just fancy talk for "sexified".

by Gearbox September 4, 2005

Melonman

A melon man is someone who likes melons a lot and eats melons.

Hey, look at Tim he's definitely a melonman.

by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021

A Melonmag

A word used to describe a odd creature that tends to lurk in the dark depths of London sewers or a small child's bedroom.

It can also be used as an insult to describe something you particularly dislike.

You are being such a Melonmag right now.

by The Great Discord Mod November 5, 2022

Melanomahead

A half retarded person with a over sized head that resembles a melon

Fuck that guy, he's just a melanomahead anyway.

by Luke410 May 3, 2017

Melanoma

A sour old person that festers in their misery, and slowly sucks others into their miserable vortex.
Visually very displeasing to the eye.
Highly susceptible to media propaganda and COVID-19.
You are putting Melanoma's at risk by not getting vaccinated or wearing a mask.

My god that woman is an unbearable melanoma, I cant make eye contact with it anymore its going to rot my soul.

by DougyDOOOUG February 10, 2022