melyssa

the sexiest bitch that ever lived. Owns chris's cock.

hi chris, im melyssa, i own your cock.

by melyssa February 13, 2004

Melyssa

One of the sexiest supermodels to grace the urban scene in the 21st century.

Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way.

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004

Dirty Mellissa

While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".

Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."

by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020

Mellissah

The best of the best

She's such a Mellissah!

by Mellissah April 8, 2021

Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Melyssa

She's a girl with such a nice heart. She has such a beautiful smile and you can't help but fall for her as soon as you see her.

Have you seen melyssa? damn..

by spazzing-trashbag May 26, 2018

Melyssa

a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.

"You wanna do the Melyssa?"
or
"Gosh you were such a Melyssa tonight!"

by Boozookapoop October 8, 2008