Melker

Short disgusting, white, privlidged asshole, with a humongusly small penis. His favorite Shrek 3 charachter is the gay cat. He also has a dig bick.

''Only Melker's listen to lil yachty''

by Totally not Bäck February 24, 2017

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A name describing an unusually anoying boy.

Melker is so annoying.

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The sexiest guy in the world! He has the biggest dick too!

"See that guy over ther?! He better be a Melker!"
"Hes so hot!"

by TJooooooo March 07, 2017

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A very smart person that has A+ in every subject. He is also a damm sexy kid

I'm So Melker

by Mr best December 14, 2016

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Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

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He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.

Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.

by Melfons November 11, 2020

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Melker is a person that's handsome but sometimes enoying. He is very smart and has often many friends. He is very good in school.

Wow he looks like he is smart.
Yeah, but he is a little bit enoying.
Yeah he is probably a Melker

by Mr best November 15, 2017

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