Melker

Short disgusting, white, privlidged asshole, with a humongusly small penis. His favorite Shrek 3 charachter is the gay cat. He also has a dig bick.

''Only Melker's listen to lil yachty''

by Totally not Bäck February 24, 2017

Melker

A name describing an unusually anoying boy.

Melker is so annoying.

by Mynameajeffthethefirst December 23, 2018

Melker

The sexiest guy in the world! He has the biggest dick too!

"See that guy over ther?! He better be a Melker!"
"Hes so hot!"

by TJooooooo March 7, 2017

Melker

A very smart person that has A+ in every subject. He is also a damm sexy kid

I'm So Melker

by Mr best December 14, 2016

Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

Melker Kreutz

He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.

Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.

by Melfons November 11, 2020

Melker

A good farm guy, always makes the best bread from the countryside. Very fond of cops (see them as parents) and hugs them when he sees one on the street. Always with a dip in his mouth and some freshly made cranberry juice from the ol' tree by the river.

good duy melker

by bisenmannen April 1, 2019