mehgasm

A combination of the root words meh and orgasm.

1. A person place or thing so blantantly average that it induces orgasmic euphoria.
2. A sexual climax that is neither excellent, nor terrible... an orgasm that was a meh.

1. "Josh gives me a total mehgasm!"
2. "So, was it good for you too?" "It was ok... It gave me a mehgasm."

by Drake Newnum November 30, 2005

Malgasm

Unbearable flatulence, often times wet, directly resulting from the consumption of red meat.

While on a date with a man she met on backpage, Mal realized the restaurant did not serve impossible meat. So as not to make a fuss, she decided to roll the dice and ordered a porter house. Sadly, she was on the wrong side of the bet and the only gasm she had that night was a Malgasm.

by JWinston March 28, 2024

Smooth Melasma

Smooth melasma is when the skin on your face or body is extremely discolored and damaged due to sun damage or autoimmune imbalances, including PCOS, endometriosis, and hypothyroidism, which are contributing factors as to why the discolored skin keeps getting darker in color and becoming smoother over time but is still discolored and darker than your original skin tone in appearance.

Smooth Melasma is a skin condition that keeps coming and going only to leave people with discoloration, uneven skin tone, and smooth, textured melasma. It's extremely frustrating and causes people to slip into deep depression; it's their lives and their mental well-being.

by Desert flower May 19, 2024