Melchi

melchi is a talented and generous person known for his looks and huge dick

"you have you seen melchi! i wanna be like him"

by 832servent September 6, 2022

daniela melchior

- portuguese actress known for her role as ratcatcher 2 in the suicide squad movie (2021)
- rat queen
- love rats
- humble & down to earth
- funny asf

- gorgeous
- a very cool person
- deserves all the love in this world

- a real woman!!

DANIELA SLANDER? NOT ON MY WATCH!

*daniela if you see this, i love you <3

person : “how many times are you going to watch daniela melchior as ratcatcher 2?”

me : “yes”

tasteless person : “daniela melchior is ugl-”
me : *tapes mouth* “ literally shut up. shut up. lying is a sin and stop spreading false information”

person : “do you want to watch this movie with me?”

me : “does daniela melchior as cleo cazo appears in it?”

person : “wtf who is that?”

me : “then NO”

a relative at family reunion : “do you have a girlfriend?”

me : “yeah ofc”
a relative at family reunion : “whoa! whats her name?”

me : “daniela melchior :’)”

by feed me fridays August 23, 2021

melchezidek

A sexy long dick beautiful god

Melchezidek was a huge experience

by Melchezidek January 27, 2017

melchioresque

engaging in lewd or highly risky behavior, pushing the boundaries

"His behavior wasn't that of a hell raiser, I'm afraid it was Melchioresque in its debauchery, your honor!"

by illymull September 7, 2018

Melchinger

1. Soft bodied man child with high blood pressure causing a redness in the face.

2. The semen stuck on the side of the toilet bowl after an ejaculation that will not flush off

3. A girlish belly laugh induced by intense fear

“Man that guy is a real Melchinger. Looks like he’s about to have a heart attack”

“I left a fat Melchinger in your toilet. I’m sorry”

“He was so embarrassed, all he could muster was a Melchinger”

by Sani-Cloth October 25, 2019

melchia

A brave amazing man who is a loving boyfriend. And has an amazing personality.

Wow Melchia is so amazing!

by Aloho July 25, 2021

Melching

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

by BuuurdFlu December 9, 2008