Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

Mel The Smell

A derogatory nickname for actor Mel Gibson. Coined by Brad Marriott of the It's All It's All Up To You comedy podcast variety hour.

Mel Gibson is in the news again.

Oh, you mean Mel The Smell?

by Your Shark December 13, 2010

Mel Gibson Syndrome

An extreme obsession with oral sex and screaming.

The man was diagnosed with Mel Gibson Syndrome after forcing his wife to suck on his genitalia repeatedly while screaming in a fit of rage.

by ThompsonytheThomps August 10, 2010

sideshow mel

minor British sidekick on the Krusty the Clown TV series; infamous for the large bone(species unidentified)caught through his hair(which happens to resemble that of Marge Simpson, only more of a sea green and much shorter, supposedly stuck there due to a gum chewing incident) and for his common loud outbursts

"My opinion is as valid as the next man's!"

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

Sir Mel

A God of Bedan Mythology.
Or a god in general

Praised by the Samaritanism cult

“Sir Mel is the god of Samaritanism”

by Cerberus_Samaritanism October 6, 2018

Such a mel thing

When random things repeatedly happen to someone, like they've been singled out by the universe

Person A: She only realised she wore a non-matching pair of socks again when she got to the office.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.

by wolfgang_ March 15, 2024

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The most superior word of all of Whomst'd've

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Guy 2: What the fu-

by Commenter_Hank February 9, 2022