Megafuckoff

A Megafuckoff is someone who is so much of a whiny little bitch that anyone who comes into contact with them will imminently want to tear out there wind pipe and beat them to death with it.
It's origins are from the school grounds of one "Jealy" who is totally awesome. where he told one teacher that he was a Megafuckoff when "Jealy" was questioned about stepping on a plant.

Teacher- Hay don't step on the plant.. what did that ever do to you
Jealy- fuck off you Nature Nancy
Teacher- What did you say!?
Jealy Ok i'll rephrase YOUR A MEGAFUCKOFF NATURE NANCY!
or
Jonno- hay Jealy, it's Stoken
Jealy- Holy shit, megafuckoff alert

by Jealtech March 3, 2009

megafucked

when megavideo's 72 minute time limit stops you from watching your favorite tv show

I was in the middle of this sex scene in Entourage where Sloan gets naked and I got megafucked.

by stick up my ass August 31, 2009

metafuck

english noun

Etymology: (prefix:) meta + fuck

|vulgar|slang|
1. Indifference or being indifferent.
* They say they don't like the way I act but really I don't give a #metafuck.
* When people go out of their way to show that they don't give a fuck about new years. Are they really not giving a fuck? #MetaFuck.
2. A serious problem, usually conserning gaming or programming.
* Metafuck is a compiler that translates an awesome programming language to Brainfuck and it also includes an interpreter that runs the generated code.
3. Extreme sexual habits.
4. Conduct opposed to mere sexuality; Non-vulgar sexuality.

1. I don't give a metafuck!
2. Metafuck! The screen jitters again!
3. I want to metafuck you hard my dear analgel!
4. - We do have a metafuck relationship. Sex is not the only thing that matters for me and Jollie!

-Are you fucked in the mind? You relationship is simply metafucked!

by Quantomechanician December 4, 2015

MAGAfucker

A troglodyte who believes everything Donald Trump says no matter what he sees and hears.

When MAGAfuckers wear their red hats, they're just validating their ignorance.

by My2Cats February 13, 2019

Metafucker

"Metafucker", derived from the term "Meta" (meaning: Most Effective Tactic Available), is a player in an mmo who focuses too much on what is the "best" tactic or build to use in a game so much to the point where they are willing to drop their pants and fuck it. They are usually elitists who want to be the most over powered players while simultaneously looking down on those who go for different tactics or builds, even if they are just as good.

Metafucker: "This new set that just got released last patch is the new meta."
Player: "Yeah it looks nice but my current set is just as good."
Metafucker: "Lmao, no it's not you stupid retard. This is the new best set, keep up."
Player: "K. Metafucker."

by thefedupgirl June 11, 2019

megafucker

Gender-neutral variant on expletive motherfucker. Anyone who's just really, a real fucker, you know?

Cinematic event of the day: This megafucker in the Benz tried to run me off the road, so at the next stop light I bashed in his window with my U-Lock and took off.

by eyeyey March 15, 2005

Mega-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over

Wow did you see that, he got totally Mega-Fucked

by Glenjamin87 August 9, 2009