meatplosion

When your meat explodes inside a bitch.

I banged Heather and gave her a meatplosion.

by ThunderJizz125 April 20, 2021

meatlope

a guy with a meaty sack

Rob has a meatlope b.c i saw it

by rachel lauren danielle and carlie May 13, 2005

blown meatflaps

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

by Daddams February 18, 2015

meatlapse

When a vegetarian eats meat.

She had been a vegetarian for 3 years, but had a meatlapse at Western Sizzlin' last week.

by ashleexoxo March 9, 2011

meatflaps

natalie’s pussy because she masterbates so god damn much because no one wants to fuck her

my friend says natalie has bad meatflaps

by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019

meatpopsicle

1. (n): an object, well known to some, that contains ground up meat that gets put in a cooler and frozen to turn into a popsicle.
2. (line): Once said by the actor Bruce Willis in the movie "The Fifth Element" and to everyone sane is extremely hilarious.

Man1: Sir are you classified as human?
Bruce Willis: No, I am a meat popsicle...

by Alias wh0re February 6, 2003

Meatslop Surprise

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef

Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023