meat sleep

When you eat so much meat that you have to sleep. The siesta after the meat fiesta. A distinctly carnivorous food coma. Will likely feature meat sweats. Possibly pooping.

Clear those platters out of the way and I'll just take a meat sleep right on top this here Turkish restaurant table.

by yameats May 14, 2013

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

Mansleep

A sleepover that consists entirely of men.
(Not to be confused with a gay orgy).

Man #1: Hey are you going to the mansleep at CJ's house?

Man #2: Yea bro I'll see you there.

by Mansleeper February 24, 2011

meatsleeves

noun: long and meaty labia seemeat curtain resembling window drapery of a bovine nature. See beef curtain(s)

(( As your first date with hottie trixxi descends the stairs to greet you.......!! You respond with..." a wolf whistle which turns into a retching gagging noise resembling a dying gopher. Trixxi! your meatsleeves are showing below the hem of your skirt. Roll up the cuffs for criminy's sake, or you might trip over them, and hurt yourself." K that's better" Remember.. Safety first :o)

by i p nightly September 11, 2005

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.

Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak

by Girthiest February 13, 2017

medisleep

When you say you’re going to meditate but end up taking a nap instead

I told her I was going to meditate but ended up “accidentally” medisleeping.

by kdawg2400 July 23, 2019

meatsleeve

person, usually female; who engages in copious amounts of coital behavior often with unshaven strangers.

Oh man, Heather is such a meatsleeve; she took a bubble bath at the party and got tag teamed.

by thegrumbler July 26, 2005