gaping meathole

Usually the outcome of anal intercourse. When a humongous penis is taken out of the anus, it results in an equally big, if not bigger, twitching asshole.

John fucked julie in her ass and turned it into a gaping meathole

by special k April 11, 2005

meathole

the pussy &/or the asshole

her dirty meathole engulfed my tool in a single thrust.

by Diosdado D. Pingul Jr. April 10, 2004

meathole

Derrogatory term for a woman, but accurate.

That filthy meathole is a piece of shit whore. She ain't worth shit.

by Mark Snicher April 11, 2005

Meat Pole de enorme

Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.

Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.

by BlackyChan69 June 17, 2016

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 13, 2004

cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.

Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??

by Kikia76 January 9, 2021