Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt

I gave her an anal meatloaf last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

Brooklyn Meatloaf

the act of taking a dump in somebody's oven and then slowly baking it so that the smell permeates through the entire residence.

i left a brooklyn meatloaf at john's apartment while he is away on vacation

by Mr. Meatloaf December 11, 2007

Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

Baking a meatloaf

When a bald guy wears a baseball cap and gets a sunburn, and the resulting burn pattern resembles a hunk of meatloaf on the back of their head.

Max: "Woah, looks like you're baking a meatloaf on your noggin!"
Thomas: "Damn, should've worn sunscreen I guess!"

by Fidelcashflow88 September 23, 2019

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010

meatloaf surprise

A hyperlink that does not give the user an accurate indication of the page that they will be referred to if the link is clicked.

I wasn't sure what the hyperlink was, Dad, I didn't know it would pop up gay porn, honestly. It was a meatloaf surprise.

by zerg November 11, 2005

mexican meatloaf

The act of taking a shit on a cookie sheet and baking it in the oven. This can be an act of revenge or an act of hate. This first known example of this act happened in Tucson, AZ on a warm fall night at a UofA house party.

Man, some asshole came to my party and baked a mexican meatloaf! Fucker.

by Cram the Man December 2, 2010