ukrainian meatgrind

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.

Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

by mickey mike va January 2, 2012

Russian Meatgrinder

When some one shaves the inside of their ass crack, lets it get all pricky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said butt cheeks together as if grinding meat.

"I gave your mother a Russian Meatgrinder last night bro"

by nomnomnom69 January 10, 2009

Scottish meatgrinder

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.

"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder

by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011

minneapolis meatgrinder

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.

After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.

by black magic March 12, 2008

Milwaukee Meatgrinder

This is a terrible terrible sexual act which involves murdering one's partner. One innitiates the Milwaukee Meatgrinder by first decapitating his partner, and then having sex with the girl's neck. This will most assuredly put you close to the front of death row no matter which state you're in.

"Did you hear about Drew?"
"No what happened"
"He gave his girlfrield the Milwaukee Meatgrinder and now he's got life in prison"
"No shit!?"

by Kumoniwannalaya March 30, 2010

Mkayden Meatgrinder

When you have sex with at least six people at a party one at a time, leaving an hour recovery period in between each one

I’m definitely gonna try to pull a Mkayden Meatgrinder at the Furry Convention.

by Info wars January 7, 2022

tally hall meatgrinder

a isnt going to five into

DID YOUR KNOW THAT tally hall meatgrinder.

by kiwi276422 August 1, 2023