A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.
Machete is a meat rider...
by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽♂️🧢 November 5, 2022
Get the A Meat Ridermug. 
by Not him November 4, 2022
Get the Meat ridermug. Tetchra.
by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023
Get the Meat Ridermug. by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 22, 2017
Get the Meat ridermug. A person who defends another person for no other reason than to get brownie points with them and into their pants.
"Jake you damn Meat-rider! It's so damn obvious you just defend him because you want to suck him off!"
by succ man but b January 15, 2023
Get the Meat-Ridermug. Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.
by JK_Money May 30, 2024
Get the JFK Meat Ridermug.