Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

by Clint Fu March 27, 2016

Seat Meat

Having someone come along for a ride in order to use the carpool lane. Only for the purpose of getting to the destination faster, not companionship.

Yeah I had to get to school fast because I was late so I used John as seat meat.

by rockntubakid April 26, 2010

seat meat

The flesh that gets trapped in gaps and holes in seats and pokes out. Especially with fat people and garden chairs

Look at that land whale her seat meat looks like you could cut it off and fry chips in it.

by whalesharkz December 5, 2013

Seat Meat

The person or persons attached to your project of group assignment that provides absolutely no value to the activity other then keeping a seat at the table warm.

Person 1: "Maybe we should ask Jason to do that."
Person 2: "Don't waste your time. He is just seat meat."

by Man in the White Coat March 9, 2017

Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020