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Meat Grinder 

This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.
Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"

Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"

Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"

Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
Meat Grinder by OrthoDocs May 8, 2009

Meat grinder 

"I just stuck my dick in a meat grinder."
Meat grinder by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

Meat Grinder 

The act of imagining ones penis going through a meat grinder in order to counter-act the effect of sexual stimulus, therefore reducing an erection.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.
Person with erected phallus :

'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'

Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'

meat grinder 

one who uses ones teeth to an excess during sexually related subjects, generally this results in pain for the male species
Hayter cried after his meat grinding mistress made him bleed
meat grinder by LBalla February 5, 2005

Meat grinder 

When a guy with braces eats a girl out
I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.
Meat grinder by ilovepussy6969 June 18, 2013

meat grinder 

the pussy of an especially slutty girl / woman who has seem so much dick that her pussy has been deemed the "meat grinder"
Jarren: I went on a date with bloodrayne last night and got up in them wall's. Bryce: dude her pussy is a meat grinder.
meat grinder by Archmonarch July 8, 2017