Memester

A person who success in the craft of meme making.

"Have you seen that hoe don't do it meme?"

"Whoever heard that in a song and made it viral must have been a proper memester, man!"

by Bradpitiful April 7, 2015

Meanie Meanster

A person frequently in a bad mood with a tendency to be mean and hurtful. Quite often a lover or an Ex.

"Quit being a f**king meanie meanster!"

by shiftgears December 24, 2008

Meestering

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007

mcalester

a town in southern oklahoma were everyone knows everyone, and have seen everyone’s nudes. we have crack heads or models, and old buildings that are falling apart. we’re always in the middle of a construction project, but never have the money to finish it!

“dude, did you see that model?”

“her dads a crackhead dude, they’re from mcalester.”

by lanehoy April 20, 2018

maestering

The art of being shady, dishonest or otherwise manipulative for personal gain.

M: "Yo, sorry I ghosted you for a couple months. Can I come over just to chill and watch Game of Thrones with you tonight?"
N: "Nah fam! I can tell you're strait maestering rn. Stay outta my dms!"

by ShoBre August 16, 2017

Maneater

She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far

(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

Ooh
Oh, here she comes
Here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh, here she comes
(Watch out)
She's a maneater
Oh, here she comes
(She's a maneater)
Ooh, she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She'll only come out at night, ooh
(Oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
The woman is wild ooh
(Oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh, here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
(Oh, here she's comes)
Yeah yeah she's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
She's watching and waiting ooh
(Oh, here she comes)
Oh, she's a maneater

by Death Menace August 18, 2022

manastery

a dwelling place for distinctly masculine Christian males, typically college-aged, who wish to create an environment of contemporary Christian discipleship in contrast to the values of many fraternities or other private houses of debauchery.

Next year Ben will either live in his dorm again or he may opt to live in the manastery on Foster Street.

by agile rev January 22, 2011