meanbeater

A person that enjoys and regularly masturbates forcefully. Often the penis feels as if the beater is angry at it.

Donny seems quiet and nice but he is a total meanbeater and takes it all out on his johnson.

by Spanky Handshake August 23, 2006

MeatBeans

A horrifying creature known to eat babies. Usually sporting weird hair colors and a pale white face. There have been many other deities who have tried to take him down, but they get eaten and pooped out as a god-turd.

MeatBeans, the true lord of the universe, will eventually eat you.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Mean bean extreme

N. - A very mean person.

Xavier, why are you being such a mean bean extreme?

by sonoranfish September 22, 2021

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024