McShitters

Slang name for Mcdonalds, expressing the sloppy outcome that occurs after eating there.

I just ate some McShitters....I hope my ass doesn't explode!

by Mr. Phelps December 16, 2008

Grumpy McShittypants

The term used to describe someone being grumpy, cranky or overall a childish sleepy turd.

Robert: Sir, wake up! We need to leave this establishment before Phillip arrives to challenge you to a duel!

Joseph: Robert, leave me alone, for I am tired!

Robert: Joseph, quit being a Grumpy McShittypants!

by Fanchero November 21, 2010

Parpy McShitter

The art of female vaginal gas release (a parp) whilst defecating at the same time (shitter). To be a true parpy mcshitter, the women must do this act into a Mcdonalds Mcflurry icecream container. Then a straw or other eating device can be added and served to the customer.

I was up at Gregs house and he made his girlfriend do a Parpy Mcshitter. We then went to Mcdonalds and snuck it into the Mcflurry tray.... I believe a small child died.

by prof.reg.fritter November 8, 2011

Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

by Andy K May 19, 2004