An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"
(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
Drive-thru assistant-
"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"
Drive-thru assistant
"What a McCunt!"
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"
(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
Drive-thru assistant-
"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"
Drive-thru assistant
"What a McCunt!"
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by Procket Man April 5, 2015
Get the Father McFondles mug.The state of ensuing rage that follows receiving an incorrect McDonald's order. Inspired by Oregon man Jayme Leon, who became enraged after receiving onions on his Quarter Pounder, subsequently smashing the cash register, and throwing soda in the manager's face.
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Amy Pascal just said that Venom and other Sony Spider-Man solo spinoffs will connect to the MCU, but Kevin Feige said those films were not connected. Sony is turning this into a MCFUU
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You Mcfuckup'd dident you.
by DjDanny October 4, 2011
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