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McFlurried

When your girl is giving head in the McDonalds bathroom, you cum on her face and she says (in the style of Punk'd) "I've just been mcflurried!"
Grimace: Hey man, what did you guys do last night?
Ronald: We went to McDonalds for dinner and I McFlurried that bitch in the handicap stall!
by The Hamburgaler August 29, 2015
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a stingy serving of ice cream from macdonalds for $2.50,aus, with a choice of oreo, m&m's or honecomb pieces
by krl November 12, 2003
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A frozen confection from McDonalds with different toppings such as: M&Ms, Oreo, and GRANOLA. Also is never mixed by the incompetent staff of employees.
Mike: Can I have a McFlurry, MIXED.
Ryan: MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Excuse me?

Mike: THEY DIDN'T MIX IT!!!
Ryan: BASTARDS!!
Mike: WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!
by Bob Tracy December 14, 2004
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Used when a person wants to do something to another person (usually sexual or at least somewhat physical). It is used in a vague way to allow the listener to guess what the speaker is implying.
"Man Brannigan looked so hot up there tonight dancing I want to McFlurry him SO bad."
by McFlurrymaster August 28, 2009
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A sexual kink where you insert your penile device in someone's unclean, poop-ridden anus multiple times and ejaculate into it. Then you proceed to stir your penis around in it mimicking the movement of a McFlurry mixer machine.
Mike Hawk: Yoo dude I heard you got some serious cooch from Samantha last night!
Dixie Rex: Nah man, she wanted to me to give her a Mcflurry last night. My little man was not a big fan of it.
by BlackLongMamba January 18, 2023
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The McFlurry is a pre/post-sentence appendage (written or verbal) used in colloquial arbitration and debate to confer confidence in one’s statements and invoke a lighthearted challenge with a friendly inconsequential wager - a McDonald's McFlurry. Direct translation of a "McFlurried" statement may read, “I bet you a McFlurry that (insert sentence).”

It should be noted that reconciliary collection of owed McFlurries is often not practiced amongst friends.

It should also be noted that challenges capitalized by a McFlurry do not always have to be measurable and are often subjective in nature (see example 3).
1. I'd work you. McFlurry.
2. McFlurry she's a man.
3. McFlurry I'm way sweeter than you.
by WillieWillie December 12, 2010
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Engaging in a sexual act with two or more members of an opposite race.

Variants:

1) Oreo McFlurry - A caucasian person with two black people.

2) Creme Brulee McFlurry - A caucasian person with two indian people

3) Smartie McFlurry - three different colours/races.
Person 1: "Man, I heard you took those two black girls home last night!
Person 2: "Oh yeah... had a McFlurry with them alllll night.
by tp4life December 9, 2009
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