Mcblumpkin

Getting a blowjob in a Mcdonalds while at the same time taking a shit in there bathroom stall.

dawg she was such a slut, we stopped in the Mcdonalds after the club and she gave me a mcblumpkin.

by tdepergola August 25, 2011

McBlumpkin

The tasteful act of receiving oral pleasure while sitting on a toilet inside a McDonalds restaurant.

Yo, I just got a McBlumpkin from Tammy's ugly ass while eating a 20-piece off her head!

by scroTIMOTHY February 24, 2017

FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN

aka b. ROPER

Hey look, there goes felchy givin' a blumpkin again.

by SID November 13, 2003

Chicken McBlumpkin

The fine art of receiving fellatio whilst defecating and consuming a McChicken.

Yesterday when I went to McDonald's and ordered a Chicken McBlumpkin.

by Davey Cockett November 1, 2010

Blarkin McGlurkin

When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.

Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.

by Mr. Cool Jesus January 15, 2009

Mcblumpkin

A McBlumpkin is the same as a Blumpkin, except your eating a cheeseburger at the same time. So your dropping the duece, receiving fellatio, and eating a Big Mac at the same time.

Last night as McDonalds, the fry-flipper invited me in the back for a McBlumpkin.

by Cory K. October 21, 2005

McBlumpkin

the act of a male receiving fellatio while making a bowel movement after eating a large amount of Mc Donalds.

I almost regret eating that quarter-pounder, but at least I got a McBlumpkin out of it.

by Controlthislife April 21, 2011