May 3rd

National hickey day
National grab an ass day

Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd

by Rebecca_fromthe_becc May 03, 2019

May 3rd

May 3rd is National grab tity day

On this day you can grab your special someone’s boob

Sean: it’s May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: I’m gonna grab my gf’s boob!

by My boyfriend is hot April 23, 2019

May 3rd

Kiss your homie day

Hey nigga wanna kiss? No homo

Nah bro that’s gay

It’s may 3rd, national kiss your homie day

by Homie licker May 03, 2022

May 3rd

Don't answer Haylee Brideau day

On May 3rd you don't answer Haylee

by Bryxw May 03, 2021

May 3rd

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 03, 2021

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 23, 2020

May 3rd

This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.

BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"

Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."

Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."

by cool_rice December 14, 2019